cynic clinic.

Preparing for the Future.

• Kevin: Can we see a dessert menu?
• Me: Ooh! That's what my HBO special should be called: "Yes, I'd Like to See a Dessert Menu"
• Anna: What happened to "Fatties Can't Be Choosers"?
• Me: Well, I do still like that one. I'll make it the "Fatties Can't Be Choosers" tour, and then my DVD will be called "Yes, I'd Like to See a Dessert Menu"