cynic clinic.

When was the last time you heard of a funny optimist?
Exactly.

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Dec 09
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» Daybreakers Movie Trailer - Video - Wired

Now this looks like how you do a good vampire movie.

Also…Ethan Hawke.

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Oct 17
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Someone @ Park Presidio & Anza finally taking out the recycling…?

Someone @ Park Presidio & Anza finally taking out the recycling…?

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Oct 16
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Halloween cupcakes from Marissa @ training!

Halloween cupcakes from Marissa @ training!

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Oct 13
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My first passport photo. Azn Dora the Explorer?

My first passport photo. Azn Dora the Explorer?

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Oct 09
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Love on point witty graffiti. Making fun of Yahoo.

Love on point witty graffiti. Making fun of Yahoo.

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Sep 18
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Recession Texts.

  • Sheila: can u pick me up some strawberry ice cream onn your way home
  • Me: ahah awww. I have no money/credit :( actually I prob have enough change for a single serving version! like those bars
  • Sheila: no thats ok!
  • Me: it's ok to laugh in pity
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Sep 17
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Sep 01
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Business ventures.

  • Christina: A homeless person asked me today if my pink shoelaces were because I washed them with reds.
  • Me: Oh yeah, because a homeless person knows a lot about washing their clothes. Burrrrrrrrn!
  • ...
  • Me: I wanna make a show about going around and "burning" homeless people. A la "Punk'd".
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Aug 31
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Current events fail.

  • Sheila: Oh shit, Reading Rainbow got canceled.
  • Me: I thought that shit was over hella days ago. That's like saying Pauly Shore died.
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Aug 30
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Crustaceans.

  • Kevin: What's the difference between a lobster and a crab?
  • Michelle and I: ARE YOU FOR REAL?
  • Kevin: Oh god, I feel like one of those Jessica-Simpson-Chicken-of-the-Sea moments.
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